So tomorrow, May 23, is the festival day for Secondo's "saint." I'm not sure whether this is really A Thing in France generally, but in our family, the saint-of-the-day's namesake generally gets some kind of a small treat. Secondo apparently was under the (mistaken) impression that he would be able to choose the treat:
X: "Tomorrow is St. Secondo's day! Isn't that exciting?"
Secondo: "YES! What do I get?"
X, slightly taken aback: "Well, there might be a small treat involved."
Secondo: "Can I sleep in?"
Me: "Hey, if you can get your brother and sisters on board with that plan? I am all for it."