Why Can't They All Be Like This?

So tomorrow, May 23, is the festival day for Secondo's "saint."  I'm not sure whether this is really A Thing in France generally, but in our family, the saint-of-the-day's namesake generally gets some kind of a small treat.  Secondo apparently was under the (mistaken) impression that he would be able to choose the treat:

X:  "Tomorrow is St. Secondo's day!  Isn't that exciting?"

Secondo:  "YES!  What do I get?"

X, slightly taken aback:  "Well, there might be a small treat involved."

Secondo:  "Can I sleep in?"

Me:  "Hey, if you can get your brother and sisters on board with that plan?  I am all for it."