Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Secondo, Lord of the Flies: A Scene From the Yard

While our American friends commemorate Memorial Day, here in France we also have a three-day weekend in celebration of Pentecost.  Well, it probably seems like a celebration if you don't have four small kids fighting like cats in a bag.  Fortunately, the weather has been relatively nice, allowing me to send them "OUTSIDE TO PLAY!!!!" whenever the decibel level hits an arbitrarily determined level.  Until I heard this:

Quarta:  "AIEEEEE!!!!!"

X:  "QU'EST-CE QUI SE PASSE????"  ["What the hell is going on?"]

Terzo:  "Secondo did it!"

Me:  "Okay, I want an answer right now.  What are you guys doing?"

Secondo:  "We're just playing soccer!"

After bringing the gradually calming down Quarta inside, I asked X if he could figure out what was going on.  He informed me that the boys -- led by Secondo -- were kicking soccer balls, with Quarta as the target.

Because Quarta was unhurt and at that point no longer upset, I started to laugh.

X:  "What's so funny?  That was awful."

Me:  "I forgot for a second that you were a youngest child.  I was the oldest--my memories are different."

Sorry, Sorella.

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  1. HAHAHA!!! Poor kiddo :( They better watch out some day she'll get even!

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    1. No kidding! I have several younger siblings, all of whom grew up to be substantially bigger than I am. It's one of my biggest fears that they will all show up on the doorstep someday, looking for sweet revenge.

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  2. I'm an oldest, so I think along the same lines as you- as long as no one gets hurt, you can laugh!

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    1. Actually, when I was a kid (NOT ANYMORE!!!), it was *especially* funny when somebody got hurt. Yes, I was a little douchebag.

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  3. This brings back memories of you hiding around the corner of the stairs in a certain split-level house we used to live in, jumping out and scaring me, EVERY FREAKING TIME I PASSED BY. I can still see you breaking down in hysterical laughter. I can't totally blame you though...really, you would think after the 46th or 47th time, I would have been able to anticipate it.

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  4. This brings back memories of when you would hide around the corner of the stairs in a certain split-level house we used to live in. You would jump out and scare me (bringing me to tears) EVERY FREAKING TIME I PASSED BY. Can't totally blame you...you would have thought after the 46th or 47th time, I would have been able to start anticipating it.

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    1. Oh, I'm sure I was crying on the inside. I do remember that happening, and thinking that I had never seen anybody actually jump out of their skin before.

      So, uh, I'm sorry.

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