Me: "Honey, what are you doing?"
Husband: "Cleaning the flyswatter! Aren't you proud of me?"
Me: "Uh, what are you using to do that?"
Husband: "My hands!"
Me, after thinking about it for a moment: "Secondo, what is Daddy using to clean the flyswatter?"
Secondo: "The dishbrush!"
Aaaaand I'm on my way to the supermarket to replace that RIGHT NOW. I asked Husband if he really thought I was that stupid, but he pretended he couldn't hear me.