Scene from a Thursday afternoon at the yarn shop

You know you spend too much time and money at the yarn shop when your kids know EXACTLY where the toys are kept.

Me:  "Boys, it's time to put the toys away and go!"

Terzo:  "BUT MOM!!!"

Me:  "What?"

Terzo:  "The Knit Shop is CLOSED on SUNDAY!"

Scenes From the Lunch Table: Revisionist History

Terzo:  "DAD!"

Dad:  "WHAT?"

Terzo:  "Was John F. Kennedy shot out of a GUN or a CANNON?"