Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Mommy's Little Democrat
Secondo's second favorite president, after "BARACK H. OBAMA," is...
Secondo: "James K. POLK!!!" And then he pokes Terzo.
Scenes From a Crowded, Yet Suddenly Silent Restaurant (or, Mommy's Little Republican, Part 2)
Scene from the Original Pancake House.
Secondo: "MOM! Do you know who my favorite president is?"
Me: "No!"
Secondo: "BARACK H. OBAMA. Do you know why?"
Me: "I have no idea."
Secondo: "Because he has a B in his name! That's my favorite letter!"
Me: "Uh, that's great! Terzo, who is your favorite president?"
[The Original Pancake House, though crowded, suddenly goes silent.]
Terzo: "My favorite president is RICHARD NIXON!"
Even the waitresses were laughing at us.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Mommy's Little Tea Partier
Rand Paul (on CNN): "What makes America great is freedom."
Terzo: "Ya, FREEDOM."
Secondo: "Mama, what's FREEDOM?"
(To which Grandpere apparently would have replied, according to DH, "It's something that you EARN.")
Terzo: "Ya, FREEDOM."
Secondo: "Mama, what's FREEDOM?"
(To which Grandpere apparently would have replied, according to DH, "It's something that you EARN.")
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