I must call the doctor

Dad:  "Secondo, STOP WIGGLING."

Secondo:  "But I have ALLERGIES!"

Your moment of Zen

Secondo:  "MOM! ThereareoystersintheoceanandtheygetalittlebitofSANDandtheymakeBEAUTIFULpearlsthatyoucanmakeintoanecklaceMOM!"

Me:  "Wow!  Did you learn that at school?"

Secondo:  "No, I learned it in my MIND."

Do they know how many times a day *I* should be saying this??? About all of them???

Secondo, sobbing:  "MOM!  Terzo's stealing my ENERGY!!!!"