No, no you do not

Secondo:  "Mama, I need an AXE!"

You know Mom's working too much when...

Secondo:  "I'm HONNNNNGRY!  What are my RESTAURANT options?"

Why I got Skype I just don't know

Secondo:  "I want a dog!"

Me:  "You know what?  I think we have enough potty training going on in this house right now."

Secondo:  "But I SPEAK DOG!"

This is my excited face : |

Secondo:  "MOM!  Today is a VERY SPECIAL day!"

Me:  [Frantically trying to figure out whose birthday I've forgotten.]  "Um, every day with you is special!  What do you think is special about today?"

Secondo:  "It's MONDAY!"

Yay.

Easter Weekend of Brotherly Love

Terzo:  "P-L-A-Y spells play!"

Primo:  "How do you spell pray?"

Terzo:  "MOM!  How do you spell pray?"

Me:  "P-R-A-Y.  How sweet!"

Primo:  "GRRRR!  You're my PREY!!!!"

Sigh.

Saturday morning spelling bee

Terzo:  "MOM!  FOUR STARTS WITH 'F'!"

Me:  "That's great!"

Terzo:  "Just like fwree!"

Fashion Week

Me:  "How was your day, Terzo?"

Terzo:  "Oh, NOT GOOD."

Me:  "What happened?"

Terzo:  "Oh, I have POCKETS."