Gee, I guess I should get another job, then

Secondo: "I the ice cream man! You want some ICE CREAM?"

Me: "Why yes, that sounds delightful!"

Secondo: "I need MONEY!"

Hide your tools, part 2

"DA-da, I need a HAMMER!"

Be very afraid

Terzo: Mama, I SCARED.

Me: Honey, what are you scared of?

Terzo: I scared of my BUTT.

But not right now, I hope?

Secondo: Mama?

Me: Yes?

Secondo: Sometimes I THROW UP.

Hide your tools

"MA-ma, I'm a BANGING PERSON!"

Superboy

Me: "Secondo, can you help your brother take his shoes off?"

Secondo: "YES! I have da super power of HELPING!"