If you're old enough to be saying this, you should be using the !#!#@$ potty

Scene: The changing table

Activity: Changing the diaper

Secondo: "HEY! I was WEARING THAT!"

A Very Big Day

Me: "So, Secondo, what did you do at preschool today?"

Secondo: "Um.... EVERYTHING."

Geography is confusing

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Dr. Toddler's diagnosis, Part 2

"Mom!  I have a red BLOOSTER on my toe!"

Dr. Toddler's diagnosis

[The context:  Dad just sneezed.]

"Dad!  Do you have THE FLUTE?"

Does this make my butt look fat?

Place: The changing table

Time: Just after placing Secondo in his new "shorty" summer pajamas

Secondo: "Do dese make me look PERFECT?"

Secondo gets promoted

Scene: The changing table, where else?

Secondo: "YOU can't CHANGE ME! I'm an OFFICER!"

Anton Ego speaks

"This! Burger! Is! YUMMY!  In my MOUTH!"

This does not make me want to let you stay up: Part 2

"DA-da, I have an IDEA!"