No, this does not make me want to let you stay up past bedtime

"But DA-da, I just want to hold your skin!"

"Kids are so honest"

The scene: Whine-o-rama 2009.

Me: "Do you guys do ANYTHING but complain?"

Secondo: "No!"

You and me both, kid

"I just want to WHINE on the COUCH!"

It isn't?

Terzo, holding a strawberry aloft: "THIS! Is not! A! TICKET!!!!"

Sometimes it's not okay to laugh

"I GRABBING my BLUE BALLS!"

Really?

The time: 7:00 a.m.

Secondo: "I need ICE CREAM!"

Terzo: "Yah. We. Need. ICE CREAM!"

Dad: "That's just not going to happen."

Secondo: "It IS going to happen!"

Little pitchers have big ears

"The table fell, Da-DA.  SHIT!"

The Little Emperor

"I no want to EXERCISE.  Now I SUPERVISE."

Little boys think this is funny

"MAMA, my BUTT is BURPING!"